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Before Demotivational Poster


BEFORE YOU.... -


TAGS: before
Rating: 4.87/5

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Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am

and better ...and better


HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.


TAGS: bros before hoes puppies sad
Rating: 4.73/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very cute.


SAFETY FIRST -




FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.




PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

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spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a d*** fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


PRACTICE PADDLING -




BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.




UNFAIR FIGHT -


TAGS: ten times before he hit the ground
Rating: 4.77/5

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Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 6:47 pm
Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ
Verdeckt - October 5, 2011, 5:55 pm
It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW
jrwaddy - October 5, 2011, 10:08 am
I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.
Coombsy007 - October 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
How could this not get a 5?
GySgt1811 - October 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
So true. We used to say, "The newer the Boot, the bigger the blade." By the time I retired I was carrying a pen knife with a broken tip; broken off by me so I could tune the presets on the tank radio and open MRE's. Also mail, paper cuts can be SO painful
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:07 am
5 attack poodles.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2011, 4:06 am
Poor bastiche,


Can't find my glasses... -




IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.




INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: meet turd pool before love
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.


PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !




THE TRUTH -


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -


TAGS: my last politifake to get my fix before politifake org starts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2009, 12:08 pm
mmmmmmm Bacon


LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far


TAGS: get tailfeather before she s cold
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 12:11 am
The tags are worth the price on this one. 5


I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -


TAGS: clean before the cleaning lady
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 4, 2012, 11:12 am

I remember my mom cleaning before the maid showed up.


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes


TAGS: i said it before
Rating: 4.21/5

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Procrastinate -




BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.


TAGS: febchallenge beforeinternetp*** mutascope
Rating: 4.66/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:50 pm
Good one.
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:03 pm
Well played.


Google maps -




EVERYONE DIES... -


TAGS: everyone death not before live
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice!


ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else




BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


PRIVATE INFERNO -




STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.




IMMUNIZATIONS -


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)


PLASTIC SURGERY -




CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake


TAGS: fixed it before you could find my mistake
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:58 am
isn't that some kind of tunnel?!?*g* 4 to the origin, 5 to this!


OH THE THINGS THAT YOU'LL FIND OUT -


TAGS: im bored and can t get the concept out of my head so here it is before lockdown tonight
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:50 am
so bad... 5 hats
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 7:20 pm
While i'd like to vote this down and put my poster higher, i just can't. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 12:38 pm
I likes the toolses, yessssss. 5 slightly homicidal lions.
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
There is so much WIN under this old hat, it's almost a sin!!!
TheTrashHeap - May 24, 2010, 11:33 am
Typical Haar! Excellent as always!
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 9:50 am
ChaChing!! 5L


Best Before Dates -




stop! -




OR AS WE CALL THEM, PANHANDLERS -




REGRETS -




GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: before you are told what you cant do
Rating: 4.65/5

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Haarakkon - May 3, 2010, 8:58 pm
It is. No disrespect intended, if my previous remark was taken the wrong way. 5L, regardless.
Airman - May 3, 2010, 10:22 am
this is perfect
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
I love the "moving toward the light" reference. Very subtle.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
No softness there.
Haarakkon - May 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
The kid's about to eat staircase.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Thank you, sir.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 6:53 pm
One of your best
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
Very good!
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:10 pm
(looks down) - NOPE!
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:08 pm
How sweet. You're not going soft on us are you?


SIMPLE THINGS -


TAGS: wise before their years
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 9:21 pm

It's never to late for joining up, we are glad you are here
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 7:40 pm
See, this compilation…..this pic, caption, and hilarious comment is what it’s all about. The trifecta of motifake. Dang, I was born into this motilife a bit late.
R.S.Jake - April 9, 2010, 6:17 pm
*sniff* stupid poster *sniff* 5 runny noses


PUBLICITY - Before jumping in and doing the good thing... Make sure that everyone's watching




WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -


TAGS: morning after the night before
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:46 pm
Sorry, been terrible at replying to comments lately. Promise to try harder...thanks for the 5L.
Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 9:40 pm

Aaww man! You scratched the paint! And I noticed that the pic just so happens to have 5 cars in it... And 5 Lions.


T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.




I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.


TAGS: to eat like this is to eat like a god indeed this was dinner night before last and i was blessed indeed
Rating: 4.43/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
no such thing as too much spam.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:39 am
spamity spam! Wonderful spam!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
Fried Spam?.......Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam..........
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's one killer Loco/Saimin combo..5/5


OFFICE MORALE -




QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -


TAGS: lets really think the motifake thru before you hit upload
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Preach on, Face, preach on!
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:55 pm
Someone has seen the light :-)
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:38 pm
Perfect poster!
spacedog - January 8, 2010, 2:58 pm
LMAO! Is that one of those old Christmas lights? They gave off more heat than light anyway. Great poster Faceplant.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:41 pm
PM
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 1:37 pm
Irony?
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 1:24 pm
LMAO at the irony.


AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"


TAGS: wise before his years
Rating: 4.14/5

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lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 11:33 am
Hahahaha. Nice one Mr. Airman! 5L
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 11:29 am
Nice 1 Airman. 5L


MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -




Wendy's Chili -


TAGS: before after
Rating: 3.88/5

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steve1961 - January 7, 2014, 2:58 am
Was that before or after they've been eaten?
vilnius - January 6, 2014, 10:58 pm
rumor has it today's chili was yesterday's burgers
CloudchaserS - December 16, 2013, 4:40 am
I will never be able to see "yum yum" without thinking of Stripe (gremlins)


observe -




HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?


TAGS: pearls before swine happiness
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 2:10 pm
Great...now I need to go find some bubble wrap....need to pop! teehee


HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.




MOTIFAKE NOOBS -


TAGS: it should be made compulsory for them to eat here before they start posting
Rating: 3.44/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:37 pm
Starters: decomposing eyeballs and teeth to add some *crunch* Main course: Brains, Rare, maybe Medium-Rare with some maggot sauce Dessert: rotten skin with a moldy mixture of stomach fluids topped with a light sprinkling of hair mmmmmmmmmmmmm... yummy


WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!


TAGS: first marge simpson then jessica rabbit and before you know it power girl is playmate of the year
Rating: 3.35/5

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DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 2:26 pm
Does the carpet match the dra**s?
ANON - October 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Well then become available to us guys again Naru...and we wont have to get excited about this!


MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.




LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!




MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - I DON'T GET IT




TOYOTA EXECUTIVES - WHY SOOO SERIOUS? HAW-HAW!! Yes, that elevators going down.




DIVIDE BY ZERO -


TAGS: delete before it divides
Rating: 2.1/5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 9:30 am
anonymous =1L


Tattoo -


TAGS: wife tattoo divorce before after
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 2, 2016, 2:16 am
Nice, UP yours


priorities -




Life like lemons -


TAGS: life gets bitter before it gets better lemons
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2014, 5:33 pm
truth, with a twist
Greybeard - December 28, 2014, 10:10 am
5LMAO. The "Kevin" syndrome ph**ographically explained... :)


Mind's Eye View -


TAGS: see what there before anger
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 22, 2014, 8:35 pm
-----my hair---"my hair! I'm as free as my hair" (Lady Gaga)


WARNING! -


TAGS: before coffee warning label
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 11:44 pm
---true, true! chuckle chuckle
Oldsod - December 11, 2015, 7:47 pm
...and depending on the question, sometimes after coffee, too.


The 8th Deadly Sin -




Apprehensive -




What Was Real -




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