Before Demotivational Poster
BEFORE YOU.... -
HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.
SAFETY FIRST -
FALCOR - Before the whole never-ending adventure even got started.
PRACTICE PADDLING -
BOX O' STUPID PEOPLE - A few more of these and things may just work out.
UNFAIR FIGHT -
Can't find my glasses... -
IT MAY SEEM TOO SIMPLE - but he's not wrong.
INTERNET DATING -
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.
BEFORE THERE WAS PAPA ROACH - The kids had Papa Smurf !
THE TRUTH -
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE -
LOVEBIRDS - Okay, maybe he's taking that whole "til death do us part" thing a touch too far
I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes
BEFORE INTERNET PORN - You could get it in public, for only 1 cent But you needed both hands to work the machine.
Google maps -
EVERYONE DIES... -
ALWAYS - Remember You are unique Just like everyone else
PRIVATE INFERNO -
STUNT MAN - Now Stunted growth man.
PLASTIC SURGERY -
CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake
OH THE THINGS THAT YOU'LL FIND OUT -
Best Before Dates -
OR AS WE CALL THEM, PANHANDLERS -
GOLDEN YEARS -
SIMPLE THINGS -
PUBLICITY - Before jumping in and doing the good thing... Make sure that everyone's watching
WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -
T.E.A.M - This Employer Annoys the #%#% out of Me.
I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.
OFFICE MORALE -
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY -
AN EARLY LESTER MOMENT - "Dear Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am"
MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -
Wendy's Chili -
HAPPINESS IS... - ...bubblewrap. Who'da thought?
HAPPINESS IS... - loving yourself in spite of society's dissaproval of cannibalism.
MOTIFAKE NOOBS -
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!
MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.
LATEST COMMENTS - Driving the unprepared and the Timmys to their Internet Happy Boxes faster than they can blink!
MATCHBOOK QUANDARY - I DON'T GET IT
TOYOTA EXECUTIVES - WHY SOOO SERIOUS? HAW-HAW!! Yes, that elevators going down.
DIVIDE BY ZERO -
Life like lemons -
Mind's Eye View -
The 8th Deadly Sin -
What Was Real -